So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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