just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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