This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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