I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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