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  i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook

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• (650): View more from California

  Is it normal to miss your booty call?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged

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• (925): View more from California

  We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I hugged the bouncer as we left.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.

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• (805): View more from California

  I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop

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  My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.

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