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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.

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• (510): View more from California

  So drunk, too bad you don't want this

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• (407): View more from Florida

  so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.

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• (315): View more from New York

  The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Did it finish?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.

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  I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity

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• (650): View more from California

  So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.

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