so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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