Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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