We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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