another moral hangover. fuck.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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