I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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