people are starting to question the shark bite story
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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