This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
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Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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