so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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