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i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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