Me. At least after what I've been through.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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