This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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