i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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