Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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