it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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