guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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