it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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