They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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