would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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