This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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