Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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