fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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