stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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