k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Last time i carry you out of a forest
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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