sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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