my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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