it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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