Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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