Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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