drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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