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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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