butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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