that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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