Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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