this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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