We're like a lot better than the average bears
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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