Dude my mom stole all your condoms
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
