you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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