hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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