Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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