i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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