If i come over, it means nothing
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
