I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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