My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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