Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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