Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
How external is "for external use only"?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
