What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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