Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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