You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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