I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i believe in u and ur pee
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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