I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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