guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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