apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Damn victory sex feels great
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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