I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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