Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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