I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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